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　　专注与生物科技研究与开发的塞姆公司，通过基因序列重组制造出了可用于军事方面的梭鱼翼龙。公司老板塞姆原指望通过该研究得到大笔资金支持，谁知在第一次实验时公司内幕有人修改了梭鱼翼龙的程序，导致这只可怕的杀人武器失去控制，旋即对视野范围内的所有生物展开无差别的猎杀。与此同时，曾经引发过无数恐慌与杀戮的八爪狂鲨被人狙杀，但是它的卵巢被生物学家洛伦娜所获得，洛伦娜将一只活生生的章鲨宝宝带到了某水上乐园豢养。塞姆公司很快发现八爪狂鲨仍然存在于世，他们找到水上乐园，希望狂鲨和那只在逃的生物杀人武器展开恐怖的对决……

十八世纪初，制图家格林在从欧洲向东方的科考旅途上。在翻越喀尔巴阡山脉的过程中，他迷失在森林深处一座被遗弃的村庄——只有偶然的意志和浓雾能将他带到这个被诅咒的地方。在这里生活的人不像任何他在旅途上曾经见过的人。这些通过深深的沟渠将自己与世界隔绝的人们，天真地相信这样便能摆脱不纯净，却不明白腐朽早已深入他们的灵魂，只是在等待时机爆发。这位唯物主义的科学家在梦里也不会预料到，在这里迎接他的是魔鬼的忠实仆人。

　　陨星带来外星细菌，吸附在金属上生成一个巨型「钢铁怪」

　　故事梗概:
　　由领队布鲁贝克等三名宇航员驾驶的美国宇宙飞船《摩羯星一号》因质量不好未能起飞,宇航主任凯洛威博士为骗取国会的预算,强迫宇航员参加了一场在摄影棚内模拟飞行同时进行电视实况转播的骗局.为了骗局不被戳穿,还决定宣布飞船降落时因事故机毁人亡,秘密杀害宇航员.宇航员冲出摄影棚后,两人被打死.死里逃生的布鲁贝克出现在追悼会上,揭露了事实真相.

　　未来世界，地球因环境污染而千疮百孔，人类家园破败萧条。一颗陨石突然撞击地球，并带来杀伤力极强的外星生物，560万人将因此失去生命。人类命运岌岌可危，总指挥李升（张家辉 饰）派出以军人泰来（古天乐 饰）为首的精英部队前往执行改造计划，部队却突遭暴力攻击，只有泰来和通讯兵光仔（万国鹏 饰）幸存。军官谭冰（刘嘉玲 饰）坚持执行PlanB，指挥官郑重生（刘青云 饰）反对并找来旧友臭鼬（姜皓文 饰）前往支援。拯救家园刻不容缓，但在通讯员小绿（吴倩 饰）悄悄提醒下，泰来发现了一个足以毁天灭地的邪恶阴谋……

　　一股突如其来的强大邪恶势力对地球造成致命威胁，没有任何一个超级英雄能够单独抵挡。长期致力于保护全球安危的神盾局（SHIELD）感到措手不及，其指挥官“独眼侠”尼克·弗瑞（塞缪尔·杰克逊 Samuel L. Jackson 饰）意识到他必须创建一个“史上最强”的联盟组织， 云集各方超级英雄一起发威，才能拯救世界于水深火热，抵御黑暗势力的侵袭。于是由六大超级英雄——“钢铁侠”（小罗伯特·唐尼 Robert Downey Jr. 饰）、“雷神” （克里斯·海姆斯沃斯 Chris Hemsworth 饰）、“美国队长”（克里斯·埃文斯 Chris Evans 饰）、“绿巨人” （马克·鲁弗洛 Mark Ruffalo 饰）、“黑寡妇”（斯嘉丽·约翰逊 Scarlett Johansson 饰）和“鹰眼”（杰瑞米·雷纳 Jeremy Renner 饰）组成的 “复仇者联盟”应运而生。他们各显神通，团结一心，终于战胜了邪恶势力，保证了地球的安全。

　　During the US Civil War, Union POWs escape in a balloon and end up stranded on a South Pacific island, inhabited by giant plants and animals. They must use their ingenuity to survive the dangers, and to devise a way to return home. Sequel to '20,000 Leagues Under the Sea' . Written by Stewart M. Clamen <clamen@cs.cmu.edu>
　　In 1865, during the siege of Richmond, Virginia, the union soldiers POW Captain Harding, Neb and Herbert escape in a balloon during a storm with two confederate prisoners, Sergeant Pencroft and the journalist Spilett. The uncontrollable wind takes the balloon to a mysterious island in the South Pacific in the area of New Zealand. Captain Harding self-proclaims the leader of the group and they look for food; sooner they discover that they are stranded in an island. Further, they are attacked by a giant crab that becomes their first meal. Along the days, they build a shelter and finds that the island is inhabited by giant animals. A couple of days later, they find two castaways on the beach, the aristocratic Lady Mary Fairchild and her sexy niece Elena. Later they find a trunk with weapons and instruments like sextant and shelter with a journal of a man left alone in the island by pirates. When the pirate vessel arrives in the island, they are helped by Captain Nemo of the Nautilus, a submarine that had supposedly sunk in the coast of Mexico eight years ago. Nemo is famous as the man that tried to end strike among man. When the volcano begins activity, they need to leave the island to save their lives. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

　　本片根据艾德加·赖斯·巴勒斯的小说改编而成。讲述的是第一次世界大战期间，一艘德国潜艇在撞沉一艘英国人的船以后，救起了幸存者。但是这艘潜艇开错了方向，将这些幸存者带到了一片未知的土地上。那里，栖息着大量的恐龙和穴居人。他们能顺利地重返家园吗？

　　The boisterous, arrogant professor Challenger, a reputed biologist and anthropologist, dares the London Zoological Society to mount an expedition to verify his spectacular claim, without physical proof, that his previous expedition to the Amazonian basin found live dinosaurs. Apart from him and his 'socialite' counterpart, professor Summerlee, it consists of experienced discoverer Lord Roxbury, the young reporter Ed Malone -who got publicly struck down with Challenger's umbrella at his arrival- and Jennifer Holmes, Malone's news agency's boss's daughter, essentially as conditions for putting up the money. In Brazil they are joined by Jennifer's brother David and local 'guide' Manuel Gomez. They soon discover the dinosaurs are real and dangerous, like giant spiders, but loose their helicopter and thus are desperate for a way down from the isolated plateau. They learn Roxbury knew about the fate of Burton White, an explorer whose diary they find, thus presume to be dead, in search of diamonds, and confirmation of the local tribe being the lethal guardians of the plateau's secrets, but also get surprising help...

　　A woman who wakes up from an accident with no memory of who she is, and the realisation that the human race is close to extinction.

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.
　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?
　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.
　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.
　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.
　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.
　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.