周六夜现场第四十五季

　　Castles: Britain's Fortified History' is a series by historian Sam Willis who traces the story of Britain's castles and their unique role in our history from art and literature.

　　456 名真实玩家将参加比赛，争夺改变人生的 456 万美元奖金。这一系列游戏的灵感来自原版节目，并添加了令人惊讶的新内容。在游戏中竞争时，玩家的战略、联盟和性格将受到考验，而周围的竞争对手将逐一被淘汰。

　　向来Drama十足，每分每秒都创造热门话题的卡戴珊家族回归，拆解各个家庭成员话题背后的“真相”，继续揭开名媛望族最Juicy的日常。

　　遭人勒索。冒犯职业拳击手。与儿子玩“不给糖就捣蛋”。盖布瑞在这部重量级的单口喜剧特辑中，分享自己人生的高峰和低谷。

　　而立之年的法国喜剧人凯文·亚当斯掏心讲述12 年前一举成名之后，其人生所经历的变化— 而这些变化并不都是好的。

　　在他的第二部 Netflix 原创单口喜剧特辑《杰夫·邓咸：我在我身边》中，腹语表演者、著名喜剧明星杰夫·邓咸讨论了养育子女和红眼病，并一直尽其所能地讽刺政治正确。本特辑在邓纳姆的家乡得克萨斯州达拉斯的美国航空中心录制。邓咸的身边围绕着一群不寻常的伙伴，他当真得靠边站：沃尔特、巴巴·J、花生、棍子上的小辣椒荷西、已故的恐怖分子艾哈迈德，以及新加入的角色拉里— 一位紧张敏感、吸烟无度、犹豫不决的总统私人顾问。

      在這部實境影集裡，六對情侶戴上眼動測謊儀器，考驗彼此間的信任。他們說謊會被扣錢，實話則能帶來獎賞

　　雷·希门尼斯和艾琳·希门尼斯各自的室内设计公司为迈阿密的高端客户改造住宅，二人的婚姻生活和生意可谓搭配完美

　　本片以尊重历史事实为出发点，形象地描写了1974年西沙海战的历史背景，重点表现了中国海军为保卫领土主权所进行的自卫反击战。本片的最大看点是淋漓尽致地再现这场

　　Jane Austen remains one of the greatest writers of all time. Almost two hundred years after her death, her novels such as “Pride and Prejudice” and “Mansfield Park” continue to entrance generations of readers the world over. This film shatters any assumption that Austen herself lived the elegant Regency life of her financially comfortable heroines who ultimately find their true love.
　　Instead it reveals the real Jane Austen as part of strata of Regency society much crueller in its treatment of women and harsher in its economic realities than her novels and their current television adaptations convey. And it discovers a woman more tragic in her own personal love life who does not enjoy the “happy ending” that she bestows upon her own female characters.
　　Through readings and dramatic reconstructions, The Real Jane Austen pieces together the reality of Austen’s existence her modest upbringing in Hampshire as one of seven children of a clergyman; her disappointment in love; and the family’s poverty following the death of her father.
　　Through her writing Jane found financial independence without having to marry. Tragically only four years later in July 1817 while writing “Persuasion” Jane Austen died.
　　Filmed in locations associated with Austen including Jane’s birth place of Steventon and her later home in Chawton, and illustrated with extracts from film and television adaptations of Austen’s work, The Real Austen paints a vivid portrait of one of the greatest talents in English literature.

　　This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
　　The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
　　Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
　　If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
　　And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
　　This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...