学校怪谈4

　　Cineverse制作新版《平安夜，杀人夜》，计划于2025年底上院线。

　　影片故事讲述朋克乐队成员被犯罪团伙困于一间小房间，选择坐等命运还是反抗火拼同时，人心也在幽闭的空间内慢慢改变。

　　Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
　　A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
　　Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
　　There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
　　Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
　　That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!

　　1965年新西兰，长相平平的女孩海瑟尔•法苏罗（Agnes Bruckner 饰）生长在一个缺少温暖的家庭之中，她因引起森林火灾而被父母送到一所偏远的寄宿学校——费尔伯恩学院就读。这所学校枯燥呆板，院长崔西夫人（Patricia Clarkson 饰）严苛冷酷，同时海瑟尔又和新结识的朋友马茜（Lauren Birkell 饰）经常受到室友萨曼莎（Rachel Nichols 饰）的欺负，这一切的一切，都令海瑟尔想早点逃离这个黑暗之地。
　　偶然见她发现，身边的同学相继人间蒸发，海瑟尔隐隐感觉到，自己将会是下一个……

　　卡特是一名儿童心理学家，他在自己女儿的房间里装了许多摄影机，用以观察儿童在平日里的一举一动。卡特的老婆詹妮，对他这种过分关注的行为有些担心，但她正在搞婚外恋，因此忽略了做母亲的责任，也就任由卡特去了。然而没过多久，当地发生了一连串儿童绑架事件，詹妮开始怀疑也许与丈夫有关，后者似乎正在进行一种心灵控制的试验。而詹妮不知道的是，卡特有着多重人格，知晓詹妮外遇的他，正打算对其大开杀戒……

　　两位考古学家发现了一个传说中受到诅咒的印第安墓地，他们在清理文物的时候被一个黑衣怪物残忍杀害。人们接连被杀害，在附近执行训练任务的特种部队也难逃一劫。奉命调查的特别小组来到森林里，打听到一个叫“枯骨乔伊”的土著，可能是他们要找的人。于是他们开始四处搜索……

　　一对年轻夫妇搬进了他们的理想中的房子，但是幸福的二人世界很快被地下室里黑色的房间所打破。

　　一群青少年打算趁著周末前往海边度假，却意外来到了一间偏僻的旅馆。迷路不打紧，更可怕的还在后头！一种神祕的性病迅速扩散，感染者全都成了欲火高涨的性爱狂魔四处找人爱爱！面对见人就上的感染者们，这群年轻人能否安然逃过被狂抽猛送的下场，度过这“屄”死人的夜晚？

　　死亡铃声再次来袭，恐怖的阴影再次笼罩在人们头上！
　　记者孝子（瀬戸朝香饰）一直在坚持不懈地调查鬼来电系列案件，这一次，她终于在台北的一个村庄找到了事件背后的真相。原来这一切都是一个叫李丽（小泉奈々饰）的小女孩造成的。当年，愚昧的村民把他们以为不祥的李丽在此活埋了，李丽的怨气积聚，以致在她死后将怒气通过杀人发泄。
　　在杏子（ミムラ饰）的好友接二连三被杀死后，她某日亦收到鬼来电，不愿坐以待毙的杏子和男友尚人（吉沢悠饰）一起来到台北，企图和咒灵顽强抵抗！

　　每个学校都有很多故事，从新生入学到毕业，一届又过了一届，然而那些建筑和房屋仍然留在原地，有些人带着难忘的回忆离开，而那些回忆可能永远也不能忘记……

　　诺阿（黛西·埃德加-琼斯 Daisy Edgar-Jones 饰）是一个喜欢通过交友软件来结识新人的女孩，某一日，在进行了一场糟糕的约会之后，诺阿在超市里邂逅了名叫史蒂夫（塞巴斯蒂安·斯坦 Sebastian Stan 饰）的男子，两人交换了联系方式。之后，诺阿和史蒂夫开始了约会，并且最终碰撞出了爱情的火花。虽然诺阿的好友茉莉（乔尼卡·T·吉布斯 Jojo T. Gibbs 饰）并不是非常信任这个凭空出世的男人，但诺阿坚信这一次，自己遇到了真爱。
　　史蒂夫邀请诺阿去旅行，并且将她带到了自己的一幢别墅中，在这幢没有信号的豪宅里，史蒂夫给诺阿下了药，并且囚禁了他。等待着诺阿的，是比死亡更悲惨的命运。

　　民国时期，风水宝地傅田镇突发离奇命案，反盗小队队员小温惨遭杀害，坊间传说他系僵尸所害，一时间小镇人心惶惶，愁云密布。正值此时，年轻有为的新镇长傅天经走马上任，新官上任三把火，傅镇长决心和妹妹紫云彻查此案。在此期间，又不断有军警遇害，案情愈加扑朔迷离。傅氏兄妹从蛛丝马迹中发现，整个军警队伍似乎在刻意隐瞒着什么秘密。不久，他们的目光锁定在镇上一个从事古玩生意的日本女人身上，此举也令天经引火烧人，被困囹圄。
　　为了救出兄长，紫云不得不和一向讨厌的道士步一风（陈龙 饰）合作，去解开僵尸的真面目……