致命玩笑2

　　彼时，还只是一个乞丐的少年陈皮阿四因一句谶语决定开始 “一百文，杀一人”的买卖。
　　被黄葵帮炮头屠尽满门的渔家少年春申，成为了他第一个顾客。然而，春申只有99文钱，陈皮阿四少一文都不杀。
　　当春申用生命换来这一文钱时，陈皮阿四为春申的复仇也开始了…….

　　A nurse finds herself in a dark and mysterious world.

　　Three sister reunite for a family inheritance only to confront their longtime issues. They're left to remain in a doll house to collect the money but instead are plunged into a nightmare they must survive. A killer wants them and their friends dead.

　　Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
　　A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
　　Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
　　There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
　　Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
　　That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!

　　新界富贵村望族的施家七少爷施富贵，因为欲与名妓如花结婚，但被父亲反对，更将他逐出家门。施心灰意冷，投河自尽。数十年后，他在轮回转世之前，欲见如花一面，回到已改建为富贵新的旧居，恳求明、濂、Sue、Cat四个年青人相助，找寻如花。

　　杰克（科尔•豪瑟 Cole Hauser 饰）与泰勒（艾迪•斯比安 Eddie Cibrian 饰）两兄弟是两个酷爱探险的洞窟专家，在生物专家尼古拉（Marcel Iures 饰）和詹妮丝博士（Lena Headey 饰）的邀请下，他们携经验丰富的团队来到罗马尼亚卡尔巴阡山 脉，准备对偶然在这里发现的巨大洞穴以及其中的古教堂进行勘查。
　　探险队员布里格斯（Rick Ravanello 饰）最先入水勘测，但通讯后不久便和队友失去联系。为了安全起见，杰克与泰勒决定全体出发寻找。沿途他们见到各种前所未见的古怪生物，原来在这座封闭的山洞里，竟有着一个完全独立的古生物系统。但是这些发现并未给他们带来太多惊喜，这群探险者已被困在山洞里，而来自未知生物的威胁正渐渐逼向他们……

　　在泰国清迈有一家地图上无法找到的废旧电影院，传说这里是闹鬼事件的多发地带。当年电影刚刚兴起的时候，有个叫沙马的小男孩模仿电影中的情节上吊自杀，他的妈妈悲伤欲绝，重返影院试图寻找儿子的灵魂。这一次，可爱女孩苏苏（谢容儿 饰）跟随姐姐苏璇（杨杏 饰）的男友阿Ben（Mik Thongraya 饰）来清迈旅游，同行的还有色色的无良包工头、见佛就拜的医生和护士、举止轻浮的车模。阿Ben将众人带到这家影院，结果做过亏心事的人见到了可怕的鬼影，更在之后遭遇可怕的事故。
　　担心妹妹的安慰，正饱受十八年前事故所困扰的苏璇急忙赶到了清迈……

　　钟少雄导演的此片意在强调香港电影事业的衰败惨景，并不恐怖，但其在有限的条件下，拍出这部困兽式悲情片，表现了电影人如入地狱的噩梦处境。然而该片过火失控，比起前些年的《阴阳路》用鬼戏院讽刺电影业困境的黑色幽默感，有不及之感。剧情讲述了即将来临的一九九九年最后一夜，北角英皇道一间旧戏院面临封铺关门，由雷宇扬饰演的放映员正放映最后一场电影，观众只有其女友姚乐怡一人，却不料发生了闹鬼事件。此片场面凄厉，其肮脏一面简直惨不忍睹。诸多香港影星包括黎耀祥、吴镇宇、李惠敏、孙佳君、吴志雄和钱嘉乐在内都切身感受了场面。最后闹剧在雷宇扬对姚乐怡的求爱中才得以平息，这也应了魔鬼来人间是考验人们能否 "患难见真情"的作怪目的。但这种考验却太过火，太残忍了。

　　Stella搬进新的公寓楼，没想到此地居然闹鬼。

　　A lone man with the Christmas Spirit trapped in his head must kidnap a teenage girl in order to save Christmas.

　　一群模特们因故临时在偏僻安静的小屋里过夜却没料到在黑暗中有什么东西盯上了她们。

中世纪荷兰的闭塞村庄中，无法生育的弗里达被村民与教会视为不祥之人，只能在祈祷与仪式中寻求救赎。当她从被视为禁地的森林中侥幸逃脱屠夫的骚扰并安然返回时，被村民认定为与恶魔勾结的女巫。走投无路的弗里达，在森林中接触到潜藏的黑暗力量，逐渐觉醒为传说中的“白衣女妖”，以复仇之火回应村庄的偏见与压迫。