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　　比利·怀德导演的第一部电影

他是一个流浪汉（查理·卓别林 Charles Chaplin 饰），身无分文，遇上了双目失明的卖花女，却不忍袖手旁观。他想尽办法去凑够费用，供卖花女治病。一天，他搭救了一个富翁，富翁当晚和他称兄道弟，第二天却翻脸不认人。本来打算向他求助的主意行不通了。流浪汉去参加拳击比 赛，以图获得奖金，却输得一败涂地。谁知这时重遇富翁，二人不计前嫌，富翁答应出钱资助卖花女。在交给流浪汉1000元后，富翁遭到偷袭，身上剩下的钱被强盗抢走。流浪汉奋不顾身去追赶，却因为误会被警察押回警局坐牢。另一方面，流浪女凭借流浪汉的资助重获光明，开了一家体面的花店。©豆瓣

　　铁蛋（杰拉尔·德帕缔约）是个大话痨，与人聊天不分时间、场合和对象，也因此他没有朋友，在监狱里一个接一个的换着室友，直到他遇到总也不说话的杀手卢比。铁蛋可以一直对卢比说下去，卢比（让·雷诺）不说话，不生气，脑子里总在策划越狱。
　　尽管卢比的越狱计划天衣无缝，却不想被铁蛋死死的黏住，可也正由于铁蛋的帮忙，两人在混乱中逃了出去。卢比心中还有为女友复仇的计划，然而铁蛋只是想永远和卢比做朋友，开一个餐馆。一个喋喋不休，一个喊着要对方闭嘴。两个人在逃亡的途中，冲突不断，笑料迭出。

　　After breaking out of a rehabilitation zoo, Frankie, a squirrel with all the angles, returns to his forest. He learns from his dim-witted best friend, Cody, a porcupine and street-con, that while he was in lock-up, the entire forest was picked clean by The A.C.O.R.N.S. Institute (Alternative Cosmetic Oils for Regenerative Natural Skin-care). No acorn was left behind. With winter just around the corner, it's a potentially devastating blow to all forest critters. So, Frankie has no choice but to bust into the brand new, state-of-the-art, rodent-proof A.C.O.R.N.S. Processing Plant and take back all of the acorns! Though a seemingly impossible heist, success would not only save the lives of his forest friends, but it would also give Frankie a chance to win back the love of his life, Lola, a local "show squirrel." Sadly, Lola has been burnt by too many of Frankie's false promises in the past. With the support of Frankie's old mentor, Mr. Bellwood, a wealthy badger, Frankie and Cody assemble a team of top notch "crackers" from all over the forest, including: a bat named Fly Boy, a top notch munitions expert; Raitch, a computer hacking albino snake, who never allows her lack of appendages to get in the way; Edsy a tiny "family frog," whose ability to freeze himself solid for days on end without harm is invaluable; a germophobic French rat named Liam, who can collapse his skeleton to get into any space; Chinese father-daughter pangolins named Pango and Lin, the best diggers in the forest; and Bellwood's hedgehog butler, Oscar who knows how to get his hands on anything the crew needs. With winter knocking at their door, Frankie and his crew have only three days to prepare and execute this unprecedented heist. When they learn that the processing of their forest's acorns has been pushed up a day, Lola's refusal to participate leaves Frankie and his crew one critter short. With everything on the line, Frankie and his crew of Animal Crackerz set out to pull off the biggest heist in animal history!

　　It's not just about sex. For Flavia Dos Santos, couples intimacy goes beyond an orgasm. The renowned sexologist breaks all the myths and taboos of eroticism. In the midst of laughter, you will learn the deepest secrets to becoming a tiger in bed and give your partner the most pleasant claws. Because when she talks to us about sex, Flavia doesn't mince words.

　　网红2.0年代，每人都可以一夜成名。蕾丝（裘恩典 饰）和顶顶（鲍菲 饰）一对吸睛少女游荡到某著名影视机地，简单粗暴就地自拍玩直播，誓要轰轰烈烈成名一次。其间遇到技术宅屌丝，咆哮邪少（姚一奇 饰），表面上帮二人拍片直播，暗把二人刷进自己DIY的游戏中把玩。当吸睛少女以为自己暗坠地下机关城，其实己不知不觉落入咆哮邪少变态设计之中。吸睛少女的命运已不由自主，一时被邪少育成的嗜色狂兽大根（秦勇 饰）连番追捕，时又遭遇暗黑萝莉女仆NPC(美滋)（高晴 饰）诱导出二人内心阴暗一面，从前的一宗谋杀案真相正要被揭开，一场撕逼即将发生…到底吸睛少女如何才能扭转乾坤，逃出这个虚拟玩局？

　　描述当小猪「宝贝」像英雄般地凯旋回诈到何氏农庄后，这只热心过度的小猪不小心造成意外，害主人何先生卧病在床，由于他无法工作，加上银行威胁要沉没收他们的农庄，于是何太太为了拯救这座农庄，就决定接受一笔很高的酬劳，带着小猪到大城市表演那手令人目瞪口呆的牧羊本领，展开一场精彩逗趣的冒险故事。

　　因忍受不了男友Moses（任贤齐）的平凡，阿Mi狠心与他分手，塞翁失马焉知祸福，Moses在老人院做义工时，与怪脾气老头蛤蚧王成为忘年之交，后者死后，给他留下巨额遗产。蛤蚧王的此举招致其律师Allen的不满，他在夜总会发泄时无意中将此事告诉了小姐Didi（张柏芝）。
　　为将Moses钓到手，Didi使出浑身解数，无奈均不奏效。发现Moses是绝种好男人后，Didi对他动了真心，两人开始热恋，不久，Allen将Didi的原来身份相告Moses，令他异常伤心，此时，阿Mi又前来要与他复合。

　　Blitz Patrollie chronicles the adventures of Rummy Augustine (Joey Rasdien) and his partner, Ace Dikolobe (David Kau), police officers who have had the misfortune of being stationed in a little known depot in the belly of the Johannesburg CBD. Rummy is bogged down with trying to start a family and an overbearing mother-in-law who just won't move out. The overzealous Ace, on the other hand, can think of nothing better to do in the morning than to put on his "lucky" bulletproof vest and head out to kick some bad guy ass. Whilst in a poor white neighborhood, trying to solve yet another small-time crime, Rummy and Ace, along with their inept sniper colleagues, accidentally stumble upon a massive drug haul. What ensues is a series of mishaps as the duo encounter some of the city's craftiest crooks in a race against time to catch the bad guys and claim their place in crime fighting glory.

　　数百年前，茅山传人张素素（陈加玲 饰）与弟弟合力将赶来寻仇的狐狸精击退，而张素素则因伤势过重不治。时光荏苒，1991年的香港，茅山第37代传人张午（胡枫 饰）于一大厦中开店，同时迎来了由大陆抵港、拥有特异功能的干儿子阿华。张午的女儿阿如（吴君如 饰）因不满父亲悭吝自立门户，乔装成“大法师”坑蒙拐骗，另一女儿阿意（陈加玲 饰）令阿华倾心。能够开发特异功能的大喇嘛为了寻找转世灵童亦在此时赴港，却发现张午开店的大厦中有妖物存在。不久，潜藏大厦的狐狸精终于现身，大喇嘛与张午一家以及笃信基督的黑帮大佬一起联手抗妖。

　　这是《男人的争斗》（Rififi）的搞笑版。两个小偷带领一群小混混进行一个宏伟的偷盗计划。他们打算从一处公寓挖一个地道，进入附近一家商店，结果地道挖进了公寓的另一个房间，这只是一个小差错。反正这群笨贼该犯的错全犯了，而那个要偷的保险箱似乎唾手可得，但他们就是没本事得手。
　　影片有一流的表演，每人都有闪光的机会。1987年推出续集。该片在一定程度上开创了“笨贼漫天飞”的喜剧类型，很多国家的此类影片均受到本片的影响，美国曾推出两部正式重拍版。

　　初涉社会的安德丽娅•桑切丝（安妮•海瑟薇饰）来到了著名时尚杂志《RUNWAY》面试，以聪明得到了主编米兰达•普雷斯丽（梅利尔•斯特里普）的特许，让她担任自己的第二助理。开始的时候安德丽娅感到十分委屈，就算自己多努力工作也无法得到赞赏，经一位老前辈的指点便重新改造自己。工作越来越顺，甚至取代了第一助理在米兰达心中的地位，决定带着这个聪明的女孩前往法国。可安德丽的改变让她失去了男友及朋友的爱，令她非常矛盾。
　　到达法国后，她得知了米兰达的地位不保了，没想到米兰达竟然牺牲自己多年的好搭档保住了自己的地位，此事令安德丽娅深感失望，有了抽身离去的想法，到底安德丽娅会何去何从？