三打陶三春

　　Taking on from where we left off, Dedh Ishqiya discovers yet another escapade of Khalujan (Naseeruddin Shah) and Babban (Arshad Warsi), a poetic journey underlined with revenge, drama and deception. The Begum (Madhuri Dixit-Nene) of Mahmudabad is hosting a festival of poetry and music in her mansion. The country’s best poets are in town. Khalujan posing as the Nawaab of Chandpur, is participating as a poet in the festival. He is not there merely to show off his poetic wares but to impress the widowed Begum who, as the grapevine suggests, is scouting for a husband -preferably a poet.Babban (Arshad Warsi) arrives in Mahmudabad to take Khalujan back to their old life but his plans change the moment he sets his eyes on Begum’s maid and confidant, Munira alias Muniya (Huma Qureshi), a brash and sexy young woman.Muniya too has plans of her own. She leaves the palace every now and then in a disguise to meet gangsters in dark alleys. The palace is rife with intrigue. The shayari is dropped for the guns, daring chases and hidden intentions. In the end, love triumphs even if the players of the story do not.

　　表面看来，梅根（海莉·斯坦菲尔德 Hailee Steinfeld 饰）是一位天真美丽的十六岁少女，可实际上，她的真实身份却是享誉全国的职业杀手。在本应该尽情挥洒青春光彩的年纪，梅根却同鲜血和枪支为伴，长久以来打打杀杀躲躲藏藏的漂泊生活，令梅根心生退意。
　　在大费周折伪造了自己的死亡现场后，拥有全新的名字和身份的梅根来到了梦寐以求的高中，在这里，她只是一位平凡的高中三年级女生，即将享受只属于她的高中生活。刚开始，一切看起来都是那么的美好，可渐渐地，为了保守秘密，梅根不得不制造了一个又一个谎言，与此同时，梅根那挥之不去的过往亦如影随形。

　　Golden Bear winner Peter Mackie Burns has started shooting his London-set debut feature Daphne, production company The Bureau has revealed.
　　Emily Beecham [pictured] - who features in the cast of Berlinale opening film Hail, Caesar! - plays the titular Daphne, a young Londoner with a frenetic lifestyle who decides she needs to change her life after witnessing a violent robbery.
　　The Bureau producers Tristan Goligher and Valentina Brazzini developed the project in-house. The BFI and Creative Scotland are the main financiers of the film, together with The Bureau.
　　The company’s Paris-based sister company, The Bureau Sales, is handling international rights.
　　Mackie Burns won the Golden Bear for best short film in 2005 for Milk, about a girl trying to bathe her grandmother.
　　Nico Mensinga wrote the screenplay for Daphne in his second collaboration with Mackie Burns after the short Happy Birthday To Me, also starring Beecham.
　　The Daphne shoot kicks-off amid a high-profile year for The Bureau following the success of Andrew Haigh’s 45 Years, which won two Silver Bears for the lead performances of Charlotte Rampling and Tom Courtenay in Berlin last year, with Rampling also receiving an Oscar nomination, and is up for Outstanding British Film at tonight’s Baftas.
　　“Peter Mackie Burns has made some visceral performance driven shorts including the award-winning Milk,” said Lizzie Francke, BFI senior production and development executive. “It is great to be able to support him on the next stage of his film career

　　俗话有云：最毒妇人心。得罪女友的后果常常会非常严重，更何况片中可怜的马特（卢克·威尔逊 Luke Wilson饰）冒犯的是超人女朋友。其实，马特和女超人珍妮（乌玛·瑟曼 Uma Thurman饰）的恋爱故事也开始得算是浪漫，但是马特却慢慢发现这个新女友的的超人面目。她爱闹脾气，占有欲强，霸气十足，让马特望而生畏。马特果断的和珍妮分了手。本来马特以为可以喘口气了，却不料他的“灾难”才刚刚开始。
　　珍妮凭借着自己的超能力，随时随地让马特栽进大坑。她想方设法让马特得不到一刻安宁，总是在生活和工作中屡屡出丑。更糟糕的是，马特正在萌芽的新感情也泡了汤，他尝到了得罪女超人的后果：丢了工作，也无法正常的生活。马特该如何收拾这个烂摊子，让珍妮手下留情……

　　唐伯虎以逃避相亲对象陆小姐而四处流浪，却在途中对秋香一见钟情，化身家仆华安追至华府。才华横溢、风流浪漫的伯虎成功地引起秋香的注意，二人感情逐渐升温，却碍于府内规矩不得不小心行事。另外三位才子祝枝山、文征明、周文宾不得伯虎音讯，遂踏上寻找伯虎的旅途。遭唐伯虎羞辱的陆小姐为了向其讨个公道，便女扮男装随三大才子一同行动。陆小姐与文征明由于一个误会而成为“冤家”。在一行人的历险过程中，陆小姐逐渐发现文征明斯文儒雅、富含才气，对其产生好感。同时，文征明也对陆小姐暗生情愫，二人逐渐暧昧起来。然而，文征明始终以为陆小姐是男儿身，不敢踏出那一步。两班人马终于相遇。三位才子设计助力唐伯虎成功“点到”秋香，表明真实身份的陆小姐也与文征明喜结连理。两对佳人拜堂成亲，四大才子团圆重聚！

　　本片翻拍于备受赞誉的2011年比利时电影《后会有期 Hasta la Vista! 2011》 。三位主人公是一名盲人，一名半身瘫痪着和一名全身瘫患者，但是他们相信，像他们这样的人也有权利追求爱和性，所以三人本着“破处”的目的向着蒙特利尔一家为残疾人提供服务的地方出发了。

　　在犯罪横行的世界里，存在着唯一一个没有罪犯的小镇太平镇，没有黑帮敢踏进太平镇一步，太平镇成为了人们心目中的世外桃源。从小听太平镇传说长大的吴正义每日苦练，立志成为太平镇中英雄的一员。吴正义在“正义救星”中心的老板雄先生（女）的帮助下，顺利通过了太平镇的英雄考核，在执行正义过程中，他发现太平镇实际上是为了一己私欲镇压百姓的真正黑帮，不靠谱的骗子老板雄先生实际上一直在保护弱者。认清真相的吴正义联手暗中帮助百姓的雄先生（女）击败了太平镇的私人英雄首领英小姐。

　　三十岁，一个女人一生中的分水岭，标志着女人正式从青涩走向成熟。阿查（帕特卡拉帕·齐恰亚 Patcharapa Chaichue 饰）即将迎来自己三十岁的生日，但她一点也不担心，稳定的工作和一个相爱多年注定要步入婚姻殿堂的男友，阿查觉得自己的生活堪称完美的典范。然而，就在生日那天，阿查一番关于未来的设想令男友感到了巨大的压力，这个不负责任的男人竟然提出了分手。就这样，在三十岁的那一天，阿查成为了剩女。
　　一次偶然中，阿查结识了名叫阿波（方帕·凡帕努 Phuphoom Pongpanu 饰）的年轻助理，阿查的自信和美丽很快就吸引了阿波的注意，令他产生了想要接近这位成熟女性的念头。可是，阿查和阿波之间横亘着的，是七岁的差距，在这样的差距面前，两人能够携手走向未来吗？

　　某恐怖片剪辑师，因观看太多恐怖电影而最终导致精神崩溃，自杀身亡。摄制组病急乱投医，连忙找来艺术片剪辑师艾德华•史文森（Johan Rudebeck 约翰•路德贝克 饰）前来救场。艾德华是一个工作严谨、经验老道且温文尔雅的电影工作者，他的任务是接替前任剪辑师将影片中几个极度血腥的镜头剪掉，以使该片顺利上映。
　　然而随着工作的进行，艾德华的举止开始变得怪异起来。头天晚上收拾好的房间第二天就变得乱七八糟，他的眼前也经常出现断肉残肢的恐怖画面，似乎一切正朝着恐怖疯狂的方向发展……

　　Unable to make progress with her ex-lesbian conversion path, a neurotic "All American" Jill tracks down her butch ex-girlfriend Jamie to prove to herself that she is no longer attracted to her. Strung along by guilt and desire, Jamie agrees to the preposterous plan of "dating" Jill so that Jill can close this chapter of her life and move forward with men. Meanwhile, David and Lola compete for the affections of José , a sexually ambiguous and seductive man from Brazil, and they compare notes on their differing opinions of his sexuality. As complications arise with Jill and Jamie's relationship, Jill starts to see José as her ticket out. However, when the love triangles shift and realign, Jamie has her own identity crisis that she is ill-equipped to handle. A mix of over-the-top comedy, sharp wit, and pathos, "Heterosexual Jill" rides the edge of laughter and pain, desire and repression, and explores the complicated attachment to one's sense of self in the face of love.

　　维奥莱特（派珀·佩拉博 Piper Perabo 饰）是个小镇姑娘，21岁时独身一人来到纽约闯荡，试图实现自己的音乐梦想，但命运并没有厚待她，住进狭窄小屋，经历一次次碰壁后，维奥莱特几近走投无路，偶然的机会，她来到一家名叫“女狼俱乐部”的酒吧，结识了泼辣自信的女老板（玛丽亚·贝罗 Maria Bello 饰），成为她们中间的一员。“女狼俱乐部”是由一群女孩子们做主导的特色酒吧，她们每个都性感美艳，夜里用火辣舞蹈和精湛的调酒技术赢得客人欢心，维奥莱特获得了登台演唱的机会，也结识了凯文（亚当·加西亚 Adam Garcia 饰）开始一段爱情。维奥莱特最终明白，追梦的路途，需要克服的最大困难还在于自己……

　　一对年轻男女在野泡突然来了外星人将他们抓走，男的被捅屁眼死 ，女的被植入外星婴儿和跟踪器。就是这么个劲爆的开头。
　　外星人节目的性感女主持决定去抢到这个新闻就带领节目小组伙同英国UFO协会会长（一个发福的眼镜男）到了怀孕女所在的偏僻小岛，傍晚进了一座古怪的屋子，全是歌特死亡的摆设，然后闯进来三个怪人，后来才知道原来这就是怀孕女家，那三个怪男人是她不会说英语的兄弟（他们说威尔士语和德国话）
　　后来的故事卖点太多我就不赘述了，总之是经过和外星人斗志斗勇斗运气（哈哈外星人运气太欠了），最终除了一个瞎了的节目小组的男人游泳逃出小岛（哈哈他还穿GOD HATES TREK的TEE）而外星人有关录象带却随海水漂走（怎么像十个小黑人的最后），其他的人都和外星人同归于尽了，特别是一女演员真是表现枪眼（杀杀杀，牛比）还有那UFO会长不仅第一次性经历就操了外星人之母，最终还把外星人的飞船送上了西天，赞一过！
　　最后是外星人的国王王后在那里抱怨地球EVIL ALIENS对他们造成了毁灭打击。。。
　　哈哈像这样的脏乱差糟烂又加上丢脸的英雄主义的片，我能不爱么？OH NOT MY GOD！