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　　美国作家彼得•尼尔（Anthony Franciosa 饰）善写恐怖惊悚小说，其作品风靡欧洲各国。不久前，意大利出版了他的最新作品——《坦妮布丽（Tenebre）》，很快他便收到一封来自罗马的信件。来信者称他从彼得的作品中得到灵感，并运用到杀人的实践中去。随后一名年轻漂亮的女子被人残忍杀害，其作案手法正与《坦妮布丽》中的杀人手法相同。
　　彼得立即联系罗马警方，两名得力警探（Giuliano Gemma & Carola Stagnaro 饰）随即受命调查此案。然而罪犯并未就此罢休，不断有年轻女性遇害。一时间人心惶惶，形势迫在眉睫……

民国年间，战火纷飞。一场诡异的山神庙凶案打破了山海关外子水镇的平静。镇长少爷商队一行，除少爷一人疯疯癫癫归来，其余几人皆死于非命。镇上皆传此凶案是女鬼所为，闹的满镇人心惶惶。镇上茅山派传人英叔用医术抑制住镇长少爷的病情，却无法根除病患，少爷病情时有反复。以“白柳灰”三人为首的一伙萨满术士来到子水镇，为镇长少爷做法驱魔，少爷即时痊愈，一时三人被镇民奉若神明。可镇上也随之怪事频发，井中女鬼，阴兵借道，镇民们纷纷向“三仙”求救。英叔追查诡异之事真相，越发认定一切都是“白柳灰”所为之时，“三仙”中灰无常与白四爷却相继毙命。英叔苦苦查询线索，怀疑幕后主使是义庄庄主出马仙江涛，可真相却更加扑朔迷离……

　　1974年11月13日夜，美国纽约长岛猎鹿公园别墅区。笛福家23岁的儿子罗纳德（布兰顿·唐纳德森 Brendan Donaldson 饰）突然狂性大发，在夜深人静之时将一家六口人全部杀害。在被警方逮捕后，他宣称自己是在恶魔的驱使下行此恶性，法官虽然未听信他的供词，不过该事件依旧喧嚣一时。一年后，正在憧憬全新生活的勒兹夫妇以极低的价格买下了笛福家的房子。但从他们入住那天开始，各种诡异事件便不断发生，且愈演愈烈。一家人不堪其扰，决定搬出这个恐怖所在，然而真正的危险才刚刚到来……
　　本片根据真实事件改编，为同名作品的重拍版，并荣获2005年青年选择奖最佳恐怖场景奖。

　　Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
　　A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
　　Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
　　There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
　　Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
　　That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!

故事设定在不久的将来，人类对青春和美丽的文化痴迷被推向了新的极端，“壳”是一家开创性的健康和美容公司，承诺让客户永远保持年轻，苦苦挣扎的女演员萨曼莎（伊丽莎白·莫斯 饰）获得了该公司的免费试用机会，她的生活和职业生涯因此而改变，与“壳”首席执行官、极度迷人的佐伊（凯特·哈德森 饰）建立了迅速发展的友谊。当包括社交媒体红人克洛伊（凯雅·杰柏 饰）在内的一连串前“壳”顾客神秘失踪后，萨曼莎开始担心自己可能处于危险之中。

　　1965年新西兰，长相平平的女孩海瑟尔•法苏罗（Agnes Bruckner 饰）生长在一个缺少温暖的家庭之中，她因引起森林火灾而被父母送到一所偏远的寄宿学校——费尔伯恩学院就读。这所学校枯燥呆板，院长崔西夫人（Patricia Clarkson 饰）严苛冷酷，同时海瑟尔又和新结识的朋友马茜（Lauren Birkell 饰）经常受到室友萨曼莎（Rachel Nichols 饰）的欺负，这一切的一切，都令海瑟尔想早点逃离这个黑暗之地。
　　偶然见她发现，身边的同学相继人间蒸发，海瑟尔隐隐感觉到，自己将会是下一个……

　　富商杰克（比利·赞恩 Billy Zane 饰）与妻子詹尼弗（凯莉·布鲁克 Kelly Brook 饰）与朋友们驾一艘私人游艇出海度假，同行的还有理查兹夫妇，众人都希望在海上度过一个愉快而完美的假期。英俊帅气的游艇服务生曼纽尔（胡安·巴勃罗·迪·帕斯 Juan Pablo Di Pace 饰）刚刚与怀孕的女友分手。然而一场突如其来的游艇失火，让这艘豪华游艇很快炸毁沉没。
　　侥幸逃过此劫的詹妮弗用尽最后一丝力气游到了一座孤岛之上，而同样幸运地活下来的还有曼纽尔一人。更幸运的是，曼纽尔是一位野外生存高手，他很快就搭建好一所草屋供两人居住，并弄到了食物。一切看上去都如天堂般美好，直到丈夫杰克的突然出现。劫后余生的丈夫，性感火辣的娇妻以及勇猛英俊的帅哥，三个人同时被困于荒岛之上，而更可怕的是，只有一个人能活着离开。

　　莫德是一名年轻的宗教信徒，她的职业是私人护理员，她在拯救迷人的病人阿曼达的灵魂时，对其产生了极为危险的迷恋。

　　Ingmar Bergman's The Serpent's Egg follows a week in the life of Abel Rosenberg, an out-of-work American circus acrobat living in poverty-stricken Berlin following Germany's defeat in World War I. When his brother commits suicide, Abel seeks refuge in the apartment of an old acquaintance Professor Veregus. Desperate to make ends meet in the war-ravaged city, Abel takes a job in Veregus' clinic, where he discovers the horrific truth behind the work of the strangely beneficent professor and unlocks the chilling mystery that drove his brother to kill himself.

　　平静的一天，事业小有成就的中年男子杰米（费尔南多·卡约 Fernando Cayo 饰）和妻子玛尔塔（安娜·瓦格纳 Ana Wagener 饰）、女儿伊莎（曼纽拉·维拉斯 Manuela Vellés 饰）搬入了梦寐以求的大房子内。正当一家人争论晚上该不该一起度过时，三个蒙面歹徒闯入房中。为了保护家人的安全，杰米积极配合，抄下了信用卡号码并交出手机，并随同歹徒的首领外出取钱。他时刻寻找机会报警，却不知自己所面对的是根本不会妥协的冷血恶魔。另一方面，不断有访客扣响杰米家的房门，恐慌的玛尔塔母女则想尽一切办法逃脱，似乎又让一切变得更加糟糕。
　　似无止境的长夜，愈加黑暗幽冷……

　　An amateur camper stumbles across a kidnapping gone wrong, a jailhouse rendezvous, a double-cross, or a revenge plot, depending on which desperate character is misinterpreting the story - a puzzle thrill-ride told with no dialogue.

 本片是1958年恐怖科幻片《变形怪体》的重拍版，比起30年前的那部在技术上和情节上都有了显著的改进。史提夫．安德鲁和同伴发现了一块从太空飞来的大陨石，起初他们并没有发现这块石头有什么不同之处，但偶然间他们发现了这块石头里藏着外星来的生物，并且它们可能会给镇上的人带来灾难。但两个年轻人的话自然不会让大人们相信，在外星异形接连袭击了镇上的超市、餐厅和电影院之后，大人们才开始相信两人所言非虚。